Viagra buns

My cousin (living at the lake where most of us have cabins and spend our summers or week-ends) wrote a post on Facebook about everything she got accomplished in her morning starting at 6:00 am (are the birds even up that early I wonder?). So I read it and thought hmmm I am pretty happy about what I get accomplished some mornings.. is this one of those mornings I wonder?
This is what I put up on her post….

photo 3Well I feel compelled to write something here. I got up at 8:14.. I stretched and looked out the window and thought hmmm kinda cloudy today. So I made myself some ‘perked coffee’ and decided to check my Facebook and make sure you didn’t put up any pictures or videos of me on the lake with you guys yesterday … just sayin (especially of me in a bathing suit, this hot momma is not into flaunting it… ) well.. ok there was that picture I put up of myself and Johnny Reid a couple weeks back…

I go for my second cup of coffee and I decided to make buns.. David (another cousin, lives next door) fixed my boat for me so I wanted to do something for him. (I was running outta cupcakes..lol). Last week was cupcake week. Btw if anyone wants leftover ovenroasted potatoes stop by here. The catering kitchen is breeding them, I think.

 

While the dough was rising I wandered out to my office on the deck and answered my emails. Oh gee..  forgot about the buns.. well  sir .. I think that dough was on Viagra..  holy shit does it fill that huge bowl in a hurry!!! Ah well .. what should have doubled was quadrupled but I made the bun balls and set it to rise again (I’m wondering if there is any omphh left in it?) or is it like marriage after 40 years… ha ha

How many of you remember my mom always with a magnifying mirror and tweezing hairs outta her chin? It was sooooo gross !!! Well mom always used to say “just wait.. your turn will come” and she was right.. so I settle in at my office on the deck and get out the HUGE magnifying mirror … I know you are laughing when you read this but.. I seen your magnifying mirrors when I was at your place…magnifying mirror at lake

I forget about the Viagra buns…and .. when I remember to check on them they do have lots of omphh left! My phone rings and the sewer guy (I called him yesterday to come and do a pump out) is lost so I give him directions. I settle back into what I was doing…. Hmmm what was I doing? oh ya.. the buns need to go in the oven, man..how did they get sooooo big again!

It is time to do some internet banking when ..what the heck is going on at David’s (next door) .. oh hell, it is my sewer guy going to pump out David’s sewer, nothing wrong with that but I do know he had it pumped just last week. At 120.00 a hit I don’t think he needs it again so soon…lol. So I go over and direct him to my place. Note to self..  when giving directions, DO NOT say yard with red quad at back of cabin…hmmmm

Now where was I .. oh ya ..better set a timer for those Viagra buns. Ok back to office on deck. Phone again, hmmm daughter wonders if we have any tin foil trays out here at the lake, seems they are running short (they sent out ten trays of leftover potatoes two weeks ago) and another four trays yesterday… plus I have been saving them for awhile now..geeze.

What is with all these potatoes?? We were hoping for some beef.. ah well, they did send some chicken and sausages and hamburgers (I make a deadly chili with the hamburgers).  Cousin and I take most of the leftovers to an inner school reading program in PA, I think they get real creative with them but I worry their creativity is being stretched with the influx of potatoes.

I call my cousin and she has some trays and I have quite a few .. see I KNOW they run out of trays every once in awhile, forgetting to put them on the order sheet. Son says throw the trays away.. ya right.. like I can throw away anything.. not bloody likely! You only need to put ‘Pansaver liners’ in them and they are good to go.. what is that annoying sound.. geeze…?tin foil trays and potatoes

Ok now I need to make a trip to cousins with these trays, she is going into the city this afternoon, and will drop them at the kitchen… hmmm how am I gonna work that into my busy schedule? I sincerely hope she doesn’t come back with more leftover potatoes, baked beans would sure be a nice treat.. and what the heck is that annoying noise .. oh crap ..THE VIAGRA buns!!!! Dam .. they are huge and they are pretty brown!

Ah well..  back to my desk here on the deck.. gee how the time does fly by and I got a lot accomplished this morning or maybe nothing .. my chin has no more stray hairs growing outta it (now I now where they got that saying… “not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!” what fairy tale was that anyway?)

I am into my third cup of coffee , my sewer is pumped out (that was a big job) and these viagra buns are so tasty and will you look at that.. they are not too big for my mouth.. hmmm