are you getting enough?

Are you getting enough?

The findings I am about to publish here in this blog are from my in-depth study ‘Are we getting enough’ and are purely my own. I am somewhat surprised at what I found, well… to a point. Please be advised this is adult reading only and if you are related to me your eyes will bleed if you keep reading this.. fair warning!

This is being written from a ‘sated’ point of view, meaning I got lucky just lately and all is well in my world. When was the last time you ‘got lucky’ can you remember? If you can’t, I hope it is only because you are single or you chose celibacy. Married ones you need to lighten up and pay attention… just saying.

This sexual part of ourselves seems to be such a taboo topic to discuss and why should it be? We all have the same body parts that need to be cleaned and ‘oiled’. Oil changes are very important for a vehicle, keeping it running smoothly, and so too are our bodies. As adults, we need sexual fulfillment to lead a happy productive life.

Please notice the word ‘happy’ in that sentence. We all live our lives the best we can, but are we actually ‘happy’ or are we waiting for ‘happy’ to happen? For the sake of not sounding too crude and adding some fun to this piece, getting our oil changed is referring to sexual fulfillment.

I used to get oil changes regularly, except for those times when I refused servicing. How can you expect to jump in and drive when you haven’t even checked the dam oil? Ahhh but when the maintenance is kept up .. oh what a ride!

Since splitting with my main Mechanic I have been hard-pressed to find another but the truth is I don’t want another full-time one. There are lots of Mechanics willing to do quick oil changes and that’s a fact. The dating sites are full of them.

My motor now runs in an older model but the ride is still surprisingly thrilling. The oil changes are not as frequent, but they can be quite exquisite. I happen to have a special mechanic on call that knows body work as well …wink, wink.

Okay, now where was I, are you getting enough? The answer I fear is a big fat NO! We are not getting enough, we are too busy and too tired, and too sleep deprived. We have aches and pains and mental anguish and sometimes we are just plain cranky.

Did I mention depression.. that covers a lot of ground. When was the last time you got your oil changed? Did they use the right oil, did they do the maintenance, were you happy with the results… well were you?

To the lucky ones getting regular oil changes, how happy are you?  I’ll bet everything seems right with the world.. and that’s how it should be.  To those of you not getting oil changes but maintenance is conscientiously being kept up, with loving care, I think you too, are happy.

For those using synthetic oil.. well we can’t always have the real thing, I use that too.  Although not totally satisfactory, it is necessary sometimes to ‘keep on truckin’ so to speak.

My point to all this is… you need to give priority to the sexual part of your life. I am not an expert, not even close, but this I know for sure from experience with my older model T.  The T stands for thankful. I am still able to participate fully in oil changes and the whole maintenance routine.

For god’s sake get rid of the baggage, do some forgiving, take some time.. make it a personal challenge. Buy some synthetic oil if you have no mechanic .. and if you do, then treat him with some loving care and see if he reciprocates. JUST DO SOMETHING…

To stay healthy and happy and even hopeful.. we need love even if it’s self-love. Those of us still having sexual desires need it all and that includes sexual gratification.. it renews the soul. If this part is not happening, you are only living half a life.. give it its due, get your oil changed, or change it yourself if you have to. Find your happy place and don’t waste another moment.

I know some of us don’t have a partner but do we really want one? We do however want to be loved, and I don’t think we ever will stop searching for someone to love and love us back, it is only human nature.

Don’t wait until your motor is irreparable or your mechanic moves on to change someone else’s oil (many will, even if they keep coming home to the same garage).

WE ARE NOT GETTING ENOUGH .. the facts are in and I stand by my study! Now go get your sexy on and let’s change the world, one oil change at a time!

Insert smiley face here 🙂

copyright August 2016