Cinco de mayo or… Sinko de wiener in de mustard

Yes I know it’s Cinco de Mayo,  but here in my world, right now, it is ‘sinko de wiener in de mustard’ sad but true. Many of you have been liking my crazy pepper-laden, cod filets, and pork chop with eggs, breakfast pictures. I have tried to vary the offerings and make them interesting and delectable.

That all took a drastic nosedive this morning. Gazing in my fridge and feeling lazy as hell, I spied the cold wieners! Yes, I broke down and bought some on my last shopping trip. I used to eat them cold from the fridge all the time.. but I gave that up in favor of eating healthy.

It’s not like I didn’t have all the ingredients for a nice proper breakfast, the wieners were right there beside the bacon. My mind did a little tug-o-war with the lazy-ass woman that houses it. Ah well just this once, who needs to do all that prep and cooking, it’s not like I need another picture of yet another great breakfast, right?

I like plain yellow French mustard, and why dirty a dish? I had ordered take-out for only the second time in isolation last night, and the little empty coleslaw styro container was still on the counter. Lazy-ass doesn’t like clean-up apparently.

So I’m totally enjoying this delicious treat that I had given up, thinking hmmm… I don’t even have to take any pictures. A fleeting thought crosses my mind, how many others grab whatever, and eat it outta the fridge? Maybe my Facebook pictures made some feel bad for not taking the time for themselves. Yep .. that’s what I thought, so I grabbed my phone and did my best to put a good spin on this picture. This is real life and it doesn’t get any more real than this, and you’re welcome :  )

It’s also Taco Tuesday… but I’m pretending it’s Wiener Wednesday, so eat your wieners and enjoy! Not gonna lie here.. this lazy ass woman enjoys a great wiener once in a while, what can I say? sorry/not sorry…

You’re welcome :  )

Happy Cinco de Mayo

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