Birthing of Nanas dirty little secret..

Once upon a time .. oh let’s say a couple of years ago, Nana made a rash decision. No.. she didn’t get a job as a stripper, although she is fond of telling everyone her ‘stripper name’ is Gladys Cherry-Blossom. We’re not sure where that came from, we’re afraid to ask.

Although Nana is old she doesn’t look it, she is multi-talented, loves writing, and has a dirty little secret. Well, truth be told she has quite a few but we’ll stick to this one for now. This is not really a secret I guess, anyone who knows her can relate to this.

She pretty much wears everything she eats.. if she is lucky it falls into her cleavage and she jokes “I’ll save that for a snack later.” This makes everyone laugh but embarrasses the heck out of her family. Nana has ample cleavage btw.. she could stash a whole meal in there.. but I digress.

Nana’s granddaughter has on occasion (very rarely I might add) looked her right in the eye (noticing that there was not a morsel of food hanging from Nana anywhere) and said point blank “Who are you and what have you done with my Nana?”

Nana really needed to wear a bib.. but bibs were for babies and old people. Unfortunately, she was going through clothes at an alarming rate! See.. Nana didn’t know how to remove food stains, only how to make them. We all have our talents, but some are just not marketable.

I remember that one Thanksgiving supper many years ago (Nana made spaghetti .. don’t even ask) the kids were young. Everyone was seated around the table and all eyes were on her.. she was wearing this cute white t-shirt. We all knew that was a disaster waiting to happen.

Nana looked around the table, her sister, her kids .. her sisters’ kids, and the husbands, she thought everyone was looking at her (she was a wee bit self-conscious of her sloppy eating habits).

What she did next has been retold at many family gatherings since.. and is a favorite story of one of her nieces (a beautiful grown-up young lady now, with a really good-looking boyfriend.. family inside joke)

She picked up a handful of spaghetti from her plate plopped it on her chest and rubbed it all over her white t-shirt.. put it back on her plate and said “There.. it’s done,  now we can all relax and enjoy our meal!”

The kids were delighted and squealed with laughter, especially her nieces.. the adults snorted, and Nana.. well let us just say that the glimmering of a new idea began to form in the back of her head….

Nanas’ rash decision two years ago, to pursue a life as an inventor has finally come to pass .. and none too soon I might add. She is running out of money and clothes at an alarming rate!!

She invented a transparent, discreet, and disposable bib and named it ‘ INVISA-BIB tm’ Please buy Nanas Invisa-bib tm, we all think it is an inspired idea and if she makes lots of money she will share it with us.

You can order these from her website www.invisa-bib.com .. she is set up with PayPal and will ship them out to wherever you live.

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