Once upon a time .. oh let’s say a couple years ago, nana made a rash decision. No.. she didn’t get a job as a stripper, although she is fond of telling everyone her ‘stripper name’ is Gladys Cherry-Blossom. We’re not sure where that came from, we’re afraid to ask.
Although Nana is old she doesn’t look it, she is multi talented, loves writing and she has a dirty little secret. Well truth be told she has quite a few but we’ll stick to this one for now. This is not really a secret I guess, anyone that knows her can relate to this.
She pretty much wears everything she eats.. if she is lucky it falls into her cleavage and she jokes “I’ll save that for a snack later.” This makes everyone laugh but embarrasses the heck out of her family. Nana has ample cleavage btw.. she could stash a whole meal in there.. but I digress.
Nanas granddaughter has on occasion (very rarely I might add) looked her right in the eye (noticing that there was not a morsel of food hanging from nana anywhere) and said point blank “who are you and what have you done with my Nana?”
Nana really needed to wear a bib.. but bibs were for babies and old people. Unfortunately she was going through clothes at an alarming rate! See.. Nana didn’t know how to remove food stains, only how to make them. We all have our talents, but some are just not marketable.
I remember that one thanksgiving supper many years ago (Nana made spaghetti .. don’t even ask) the kids were young. Everyone was seated around the table and all eyes were on her.. she was wearing this cute white tshirt. We all knew that was a disaster waiting to happen.
Nana looked around the table, her sister, her kids .. her sisters kids and the husbands, she thought everyone was looking at her (she was a wee bit self conscious of her sloppy eating habits).
What she did next has been retold at many family gatherings since.. and is a favorite story of one of her nieces (a beautiful grown up young lady now, with a really good looking boyfriend.. family inside joke)
She picked up a handful of spaghetti from her plate plopped it on her chest and rubbed it all over her white tshirt .. put it back on her plate and said “there .. it’s done, now we can all relax and enjoy our meal!”
The kids were delighted and squealed with laughter, especially her nieces.. the adults snorted, and nana.. well lets just say that the glimmering of a new idea began to form in the back of her head….
Nanas rash decision two years ago, was to pursue a life as an inventor and it has finally come to pass .. and none too soon I might add. She is running out of money and clothes at an alarming rate!!
She invented a transparent, discreet and disposable bib and named it ‘ INVISA-BIB tm’ Please buy Nanas Invisa-bib tm, we all think it is an inspired idea and if she makes lots of money she will share it with us.
You can order these from her website www.invisa-bib.com .. she is set up with pay pal and will ship them out to where ever you live.
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