TEN ComMANd/MENts for finding the wrong man
THE TEN ComMANdMENts for finding the wrong man
1) A man who will help you spend your money while he keeps his own intact. Is unhappy with what he has, because there is always something else he wants.
2) Must have lots of toys, way more than any one man can drive, enjoy or play with, cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, trailers of all kinds, (flat decks, enclosed.. open, etc.), and be on the hunt for more! Bonus if he expects everyone to admire and compliment him on all his stuff.
3) Someone who will say ‘What the f*** is this’ when served rice instead of potatoes at supper. Someone THAT WILL GRUNT when asked if he liked the meal. Bonus if he always points out when the eggs were not done properly at breakfast.
4) A man who will never say “thank you” when you do all the cooking. Someone who always gets cranky when hungry is a bonus. When asked “Where should we go to eat?” will say “You pick-you pay” and when you let him pick, it will be somewhere cheap
5) He will be inconsiderate and selfish, putting his needs and wants first. Bonus if dislikes your family, making disparaging remarks about them at every opportunity.
6) A man who makes alcohol a big part of his social life. When going out to a dance, wedding, or party he will get inebriated and dance with every woman in the place… except the one he came with. Bonus if he yanks you around the floor when you complain while squeezing your hand so tight it hurts.
7) Someone who turns the other way when you cry, ignoring your tears and never gives hugs, or no hugs period, or kisses. Bonus if he never gives a compliment or says ‘You look nice’.
8) A man who continually disrespects and humiliates you. This is good for practicing your skills in futility, by trying to figure out what it is you’re doing wrong.
9) Someone prone to rages and will fly into one at any time, unprovoked, over something long forgotten. Bonus if he makes you wish that killing was not a capital offense, and suicide was not the only way out.
10) But most of all a man, when asked if he loves you, will say; “well I sleep with you … don’t I?”
If you happen to be this man or if you know someone that fits this description please give them my number:
1 -800 -F##K OFF
Find someone else to give up a good part of their life and self-worth TRYING to make you happy.
Maybe someday you will love yourself enough to realize your folly.
If you see something of yourself in this man, maybe it is not too late, we are all capable of change. There is no age limit on changing your life or your attitude.
Living with someone will always be a give-and-take, sometimes you give and sometimes you take. Just don’t always be the giver or always be the taker.
Never let anger and bitterness kill a love that needs to be nurtured and cuddled and kissed, yes.. kissed. Kissing and hugging should always be a part of love and intimacy… I KNOW this is possible.
The end.
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March 22nd 2024
(previously published June 6th, 2014)