here are FIVE things you don’t need to do anymore

Here are FIVE things you don’t need to do anymore..

Number One: Anytime there is a number in the heading don’t read it, like THREE things you need to know or TWO things everyone does (spoiler alert: Shit and Breath) OR anything to do with Bananas (good for you or bad?) same with Tomatoes. I’m not getting sucked into any more reading of these stupid articles or should I say clickbait, GOTCHA? Freaking hell.. I’m done with all that.

Number Two: I know I should have an advertisement or two between these numbers but Kraft and Walmart wouldn’t answer my calls to sponsor this article/blog Damn! Instead of being a hundred pages long, I’ll be hard-pressed to make it a full page.

Number Three: give up what you should eat or shouldn’t eat..  eg; see number one because you already know all that shit and I will go to my grave eating both bananas and tomatoes and throwing caution to the wind here, lets just add bread to the mix. Special note: Trust me on this one, I will die a happy camper :  )

Number Four: I don’t care what they all look like now! Well actually I really do want to see what they look like, but I finally give up after scrolling and getting lost in ads and then trying to find my way back only to get sucked into another ad oh my God, slit my wrists this is just too painful.

Number Five: Those never-before-seen photos? Give me a break.. I am on Facebook ya know, and I’ve seen a lot including the bad pictures other people unwittingly post of me. They obviously look good in the pictures but who cares what I look like, am I right? You all can relate to this, I know because I have seen your pictures as well  :  )

That covers my ranting for now but I haven’t even filled a page yet so I will continue with what is on my mind this morning.

If we get sucked into reading everything that is good or bad for us to eat, then we are wasting precious time away from eating and drinking everything that is good/bad for us. You know that saying “go suck a lemon?” well.. I do drink lemon juice every day but only because I got sucked into believing it keeps my body alkaline. Apparently keeping my body in an alkaline state keeps cancer away. I’m not perfect but I’m not taking any chances either. Doesn’t hurt to hedge our bets right?

There are a ton of people getting sucked into buying books for our health, our weight, and even our birth signs. The only ones benefitting are the authors of these fad health schemes.  We all know what we should/shouldn’t eat and what not to drink and Lords know we could write our own books on this!

Number Six: I know, it should only be five, but this one is for me. Quit watching or paying any attention to anything to do with the indicted ex-president south of us.  It is excruciating for me and a total waste of my precious time. I truly believe the American people have had enough, all of this will be in the past.  Democracy is something the whole free world has fought for, including my own dad and his four brothers, in World War Two.  We need leaders who are role models for truth and honour.. we want our countries to be free of corruption and violence most of all.

Let’s face it, let’s get back on track, and please… I want to see America as great again. I love my place down in the south and I want to feel safe there as well. We all want the same things for ourselves and our children. We need to protect what we have and not let evil seep in and corrupt our countries and our lives.

“We stand on guard for thee” is in our Canadian Anthem. I do stand up for freedom and in my own way I try to do what’s right for all. I worry for my kids and grandchildren, I want them to live in freedom and security and not have to go to war. We need to all come together for the good of all of us. Quit the bickering, infighting, and party politics.

In the end, we all want the same Three Things

ONE: FREEDOM

TWO: DEMOCRACY

THREE: AN END TO VIOLENCE in all forms..

And finally Number Four: I know.. I know, math was never my good subject. Happiness is a state of mind, let’s make more love and not wars! Watch for my new book coming out whenever I get around to finishing it… “More Sex, More Love, and More Money are the THREE KEYS to happiness after age sixty.. sorry/not sorry :  )

September 10th 2023

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pic is of my little granddaughters pedicure I gave her :  )