FIVE things you don’t need to do anymore

FIVE things you don’t need to do anymore.

Number One:  Anytime there is a number in the heading, don’t read it, like THREE things you need to know or TWO things everyone does (spoiler alert: Shit and Breath) OR anything to do with Bananas (good for you or bad?) Same with Tomatoes. I’m not getting sucked into any more reading of these stupid articles, or should I say clickbait, GOTCHA? Freaking hell.. I’m done with all that.

Number Two: I know I should have an advertisement or two between these numbers, but Kraft and Walmart wouldn’t answer my calls to sponsor this article/blog. Damn! Instead of being a hundred pages long, I’ll be hard-pressed to make it a full page.

Number Three: give up what you should eat or shouldn’t eat..  . e.g., see number one because you already know all that shit, and I will go to my grave eating both bananas and tomatoes and throwing caution to the wind here; let’s just add bread to the mix. Special note: Trust me on this one, I will die a happy camper :  )

Number Four: I don’t care what everyone looks like now! Well, actually I really do, want to see what they look like, but I finally give up after scrolling and getting lost in ads and then trying to find my way back, only to get sucked into another ad. Oh my God, slit my wrists; this is just too painful.

Number Five: Those never-before-seen photos? Give me a break. I’m on Facebook, ya know, and I’ve seen a lot, including the bad pictures other people unwittingly post of me. They obviously look good in the pictures, but who cares what I look like, am I right? You all can relate to this; I know because I have seen your pictures as well  :  )

That covers my ranting for now, but I haven’t even filled a page yet, so I will continue with what is on my mind this morning.

If we get sucked into reading everything good or bad for us to eat, then we are wasting precious time away from eating and drinking everything that is good/bad for us. You know that saying, “go suck a lemon?” Well… I do drink lemon juice every day, but only because I got sucked into believing it keeps my body alkaline. Apparently, keeping my body in an alkaline state keeps cancer away. I’m not perfect, but I’m not taking any chances either. Doesn’t hurt to hedge our bets right?

There are a ton of people getting sucked into buying books for our health, our weight, and even our birth signs. The only ones benefiting are the authors of these fad health schemes.  We all know what we should/shouldn’t eat, what not to drink, and Lord knows we could write our own books on this!

Number Six: I know, it should only be five, but this one is for me. Quit watching or paying any attention to anything to do with the indicted ex-president south of us.  (ya, I know, he’s BACK… I wrote this three years ago). It’s excruciating for me and a total waste of my precious time. I truly believe the American people have had enough; all of this will be in the past.  Democracy is something the whole free world has fought for, including my own dad and his four brothers, in World War Two.  We need leaders who are role models for truth and honour. We want our countries to be free of corruption and violence, most of all.

Let’s face it, let’s get back on track, and please… I want to see America as great again. I love my place down in the South, and I want to feel safe there as well. We all want the same things for ourselves and our children. We need to protect what we have and not let evil seep in and corrupt our countries and our lives.

“We stand on guard for thee” is in our Canadian Anthem. I do stand up for freedom, and in my own way I try to do what’s right for all. I worry for my kids and grandchildren; I want them to live in freedom and security and not have to go to war. We all need to come together for the good of all of us. Quit the bickering, infighting, and party politics.

In the end, we all want the same Three Things

ONE: FREEDOM

TWO: DEMOCRACY

THREE: AN END TO VIOLENCE in all forms.

And finally, Number Four: I know… I know, math was never my good subject. Happiness is a state of mind; let’s make more love and not wars! Watch for my new book coming out whenever I get around to finishing it… “More Sex, More Love, and More Money are the THREE KEYS to happiness after age sixty… sorry/not sorry :  ) okay so that title was a ‘no go’.

September 10th, 2023

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footnote: my book is finished, published, and up on Amazon: ‘Life and XXX After Sixty’. I have sold books all over the world from there, even one to Japan!  Not enough sales to support me in my old age, (please consider buying one, it’s my memoir) but writing is my passion now. I have also started my second book, “My Un-adulterated Third Life”  (warning… no holds barred!) btw, my pen name is clMargerate