nympho..? doctors appointment.. safe sex talk

My overall health is good, except for my blood pressure, which is on the high side. This is kept in check with pills, once in the morning. The only drawback to this is that my doctor will only give me a three month prescription and I let it run down to the last day and then have to scramble last minute to get in to see him!images[7]

I think my doctor has made some life changes .. ok so I am only guessing here, but it is the impression I get from my visits with him. He was gone for a period of time and when I asked,  no one would say why and least of all him. What I do know is that he has changed (not that there was anything wrong with him) but he seems to have more time to spend with me.

Once there I plead my case yet again for a longer time frame of pills. Once again he says that if he did that he would never see me.. and he is right.  I enjoy my visit and we usually get to discuss whatever is on my mind. Maybe he just can’t believe some of the stuff that comes out of me and looks forward to what I am going to ask him now?… hmmm

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I never feel ‘rushed’ on my visits to his office, quite the opposite in fact. When I was going through a really tough time he was there to council me even staying part way into his lunch hour once. There was also the time when I thought I was getting Alzheimers and he didn’t slough me off even if he knew I was wrong.. he knew that I was serious and very worried.

He set up an appointment with a specialist and that appointment took a whole load of stress off me! Now when I leave stuff burning on the stove I know it is not Alzheimers but just my own stupidity…geeze! In fact all of my forgetfulness is now ok because I have been ‘validated’. That appointment was many ,many years ago but .. it is still valid in my books.. well it is.. isn’t it?

Now fast forward and picture this.. I am in my sixties and think I know more about sex now than I ever did ( I listen to Cosmo radio on my xmsirus  satellite, wow that was an eye opener).. my doctor is giving me a lecture and he is very determined and very stern while he is reading me the riot act on safe sex!!31408385[1]

Well.. he manages to scare the crap outta me with his stories and I promise to follow his advice. Being newly minted into the dating scene after forty years I am like a ‘virgin’ again .. ok so a slightly used old one.. ok..  so do sex toys count? Ya.. I’ll say anything…

In fact I have a lot questions about the sexual side after menopause, as we age aren’t we supposed to be less sexually ‘charged’ ? Do older women need more protection.. from younger guys (ha ha, only if you are on the Plenty Of Fish dating site.. but that’s another story). But what about lubrication ..when do we start drying up? (not kidding) when they get older can men really get it on more than once? But my most important question is saved for last.. am I normal or am I a nympho (yes.. that was a hard one to ask, btw) ? Well.. I am waiting for an answer? Hmmm…

My doctor is very patient with me and I don’t think he has all the answers but he puts my mind at ease, and that is all that counts. He wants me to be ‘safe’ and he lets me think I am normal. Once I am gone I’m sure he is going to Google old age nymphos ‘is there such a thing’? Hmmm .. why didn’t I think of that?images[8]

You can Google almost everything now-a-days but don’t Google ‘nana-uncensored’ because the domain name belongs to me .. that was registered before I googled the name..omg, all those porn sites have nothing to do with me! Fortunately my-thirdlife was available.. whew.. dodged a shipload of heartache on that one!(my computer won’t let me say shot (rhythms with hit!)images15RZ19L6

I am slowly getting an education into the world of being single again in today’s market. But I am not ready to share my dating stories just yet.. well.. ok maybe just one. I kinda liked this guy I met online.. we did the chat thing and then decided to meet over a couple of coffee dates. Long story short, the sex talk came up and he expected ‘no hair anywhere’ no negotiations.. he would be  ‘hairless‘ too!!

Well sir..  he even offered to help shave the lady parts ‘to discreetly do it safely’..omg..” beam me up Scotty” !!  I did understand about manscaping from my Cosmo radio programs. This however, was ‘information overload and just too much..’ we never made it past coffee.. whew…

Now where was I .. oh right.. my doctor. He actually listens to me.. I wonder how many of us are so lucky to have a regular family doctor that takes the time to actually   listen ? I have a lot of trust and respect for my doctor and although he always gives me lots of time and the  information I need, we still negotiate. I do not take pills ‘blindly’ nor does he prescribe them that way.

I had a cold that I just couldn’t shake, I finally decided to get it checked out after hacking my way through three cruises with my girlfriend. He immediately listened to my chest and said he wanted to change my prescription for my blood pressure pills, geeze wtf? I have a cold and there is nothing wrong with my pills..!! So I go for a chest x-ray!photo 4 (1)

Turns out he was right and all that coughing that made my girlfriend want to stab me in the middle of the night.. was from my pills! After years of the same ones I guess I developed an allergy to them.. ah well.

I have an appointment with him this week, I have ‘evolved ‘ somewhat in the dating department and have another question for him. I want to know how many times a man can get it off in one night.. I am sooooo looking forward to asking him that question..

See it is like this.. if I gotta be uncomfortable getting that dam ‘pap smear’ then maybe I can make him squirm a little…. just sayin.. but ya.. I am curious

 

 

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