Men in Hats and tools hung low.. summertime humour

Construction beside my condo is at an all time high. The noise wakes me in the morning and the dust chokes me during the day.

Getting in and out around all these vehicles and equipment is somewhat inconvenient. Workers lounge around their cars and trucks smoking and visiting, when there is a break in the action. These vehicles are parked out front of my condo on the street.

Now what is it that attracts my attention whenever I see a bunch of men in hardhats? It quickens my pulse, whatever I was thinking about flies out of my brain, to make way for all these hardhat men. I can’t even really see their faces .. but then again it is not their faces I am looking at.

Most are wearing jeans and work boots and some sport a tool belt.. I kinda like the look of those as well. They are dirty and brawny and they wear these big work gloves that accentuate their bare arms, that is, when the weather is warm.

As the sun rises so does the heat .. and not just from the sun! These men start shedding clothes and it is hard to concentrate on what I am doing .. hmmmm .. where was I?

Why is it, that a butt crack looks disgusting on a plumber fixing your sink.. but an exposed navel from a heavy tool belt weighing down that workers jeans out there, is keeping me entranced? As they shed their clothes and are wearing less.. so it is, that I am getting less done here. I wonder if they took off their hardhats would this silly grin on my face disappear?

The skimpier the outfit on a woman the more men ogle, and a working man in a hard hat, jeans and a tool belt is hard for me to resist. I don’t care what kind of tools he has down there.. it is just a sexy look .. mmmmmm.

Ok.. now where was I, oh right, men in hard hats, there are so many of them out here it is like a smorgasbord of all my favorite entrée’s. We have been hard at it all week, the long week end looms and the lake is calling me. I wonder if they are thirsty out there?

I decide to stay in town one more day and call my cousin to come for coffee on my patio. I mention the hard hats out here working and she let’s out a silly laugh, she says maybe as it warms up a bit she will come by later. I think I will make a great big jug of iced tea……..

Copyright June 2014